1. New to Christmas lighting? Get started with the AusChristmasLighting 101 Manual:
    auschristmaslighting.com/wiki/AusChristmasLighting-101

"EX-TER-MIN-ATE!"

Discussion in 'The Family Room' started by tuppetsdad, Mar 1, 2013.

  1. tuppetsdad

    tuppetsdad Funding & Tech Support

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2010
    Messages:
    522
    Likes Received:
    5
    Location:
    Melbourne
    Has anybody noticed that Chatbot is really a Dalek, the mutilated descendent of the Kaleds of the planet Skaro. They fought the Time Lords (read ACL member) ending in the near destruction of both races. Regarded by the Mediator as his greatest ENEMY, Chatbot is hated and feared throughout the ACL Forum. Chatbots are the oldest and most frequent foes of the Mediator and have faced them several times in various ACL Forum re-builds and updates.

    Although Chatbot seems robotic, it is in fact a cybernetic organism or cyborg, with a biological body encased in and supported by a protective outer shell of Dalekanium metal armour, armed and mobile. In this respect, Chatbot is somewhat similar to Superman: like him, the Chatbot's body is mutated so drastically from it's Kaled ancestors and has lost all humanoid appearance, save for one eye. Chatbots share user information using a sort of telepathic network known as ACL Chat and consistently disrupt users.

    Anybody who notices suspicious Dalek like activity please report it here..... to be continued.
     
  2. fasteddy

    fasteddy I have C.L.A.P Global Moderator Generous Elf

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2010
    Messages:
    6,500
    Likes Received:
    22
    Location:
    Albion Park NSW
    Find Me On:
    That would just be Ryan :D
     
  3. Robert

    Robert Apprentice Elf

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2012
    Messages:
    92
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Wisconsin
    Wouldn't Chatbot be more similar to Bizzaro? Powerless without the yellow sun aka, "World Wide Web"

    Sorry to rant. I cringed when I seen Chatbot and Superman in the same sentence.
     
  4. Superman

    Superman I Have C.L.A.P and its very infectious Global Moderator

    Joined:
    May 29, 2010
    Messages:
    1,648
    Likes Received:
    20
    Location:
    Ipswich-QLD
    Find Me On:
    wow, Didn't know everyone hated chatbot and Superman.
     
  5. lithgowlights

    lithgowlights Senior Elf

    Joined:
    May 6, 2010
    Messages:
    767
    Likes Received:
    28
    Location:
    Lithgow, NSW
    Find Me On:
    Me either. What did poor chatbot do?

    Superman, well yeah, even my son though the cape, undies on the outside, and his ability to drink beer just by looking at a can were more than a little weird....
     
  6. fasteddy

    fasteddy I have C.L.A.P Global Moderator Generous Elf

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2010
    Messages:
    6,500
    Likes Received:
    22
    Location:
    Albion Park NSW
    Find Me On:
    The real superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound, The ACL Superman can fall off buildings in a single slip
     
  7. OP
    OP
    tuppetsdad

    tuppetsdad Funding & Tech Support

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2010
    Messages:
    522
    Likes Received:
    5
    Location:
    Melbourne
    Just for clarification I don't hate Superman (he is a great guy and incredibly helpfull) just referring to his tendency to get injured.

    Now I really want to see some creative comments - and yes I have been on the coffee but no more than normal. So over to you creative people!!!!
     

Share This Page