Introducing ACLs new CLAP Clinic initiative [April Fools]

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    Introducing ACL’s new CLAP Clinic initiative


    In response to the ongoing spread of Christmas Lighting Addiction Problem worldwide, we at AusChristmasLighting are today launching a new initiative to help this festive epidemic. This initiative has been in the works for a significant amount of time so we are thrilled to finally let the cat out of the bag.

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    We've heard stories of people witnessing moths fly out of their wallets, particularly after an all-nighter browsing AliExpress. We've heard some people making travel plans that cross state borders and even entire hemispheres, all to be in the presence of other CLAP infected individuals. So it is time to light the way with the launch of our CLAP Clinics in Australia, New Zealand, Canada and the USA.

    To locate your nearest CLAP Clinic please open this map.

    Services we'll be offering at the clinic will include:
    • Let It Go: 7 tips for not hating that song you've heard 805th times this week; and
    • I Have CLAP just try and understand it: spreading the infection
    Very soon we'll announce the full list of services we'll be providing to help with this Christmas Lighting Addiction Problem epidemic.Bookings are essential.


    From the AusChristmasLighting team.
     

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    Re: Introducing ACL’s new CLAP Clinic initiative

    Time to wrap this one up guys, yes it is April Fool's Day! :)

    The 'clinic locations' page will stay up for the rest of the day to give a chance for our international visitors to (pretend) to be fooled ;)
     
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