Hey, come look at my house

And the lyrics as supplied by the person who wrote them.
The Synchronized Christmas Lights Song - Lyrics

Every year for Christmas season
I can show my expertise in
Synchronized displays of christmas lights!
(Lights that are all timed to music!)

Now i’m so excited
All my neighbors are delighted
For my synchronized display of Christmas lights!
(Lights that flash to Christmas music)

Forty lighting manuals
To program five hundred channels
For my synchronized display of Christmas lights!
(Lights timed perfectly to music)

From Thanksgiving until New Year,
Eight hours a night they’ll be here:
Synchronized displays Christmas lights!

Hey, come look at my house!
And check out the front yard!
The lights!
Are timed to music!

Quit my job November
Just to dazzle this December
With my synchronized display of Christmas lights!
(Lights that are all timed to music)

My wife called me mentally ill
Seeing the electric bill
From synchronized displays of christmas lights!
(Lights timed perfectly to music)

Spent my kid's college tuition
On my holiday tradition:
Synchronized displays of christmas lights! (Lights that flash to Christmas music!)

The neighbor’s being an Ebenezer
Just 'cuz his kid had a seizure.
Synchronized displays of Christmas lights!

Hey, come look at my house!
And check out the front yard!
The lights!
Are timed to over twenty thousand notes!

(Synchronized to christmas music, Synchronized to christmas music,
Everybody look, the lights
Are synchronized to christmas music.)

Reindeer twinkling
Greetings blinking
I think Christmas cheer is priceless.

But my wife said,
"This is stupid."
And probably a mid life crisis.

So!
She packed up all her bags!
And moved out of the house!
With lights!
Still timed to music!

Now my only sanctuary-
They stayed on through January: Synchronized displays of Christmas Lights! (Lights that are all timed to music!)

Yeah, so my light addiction
Finally led to an eviction
Ending Synchronized displays of Christmas Lights!
That.
Flashed.
To.
Christmas Music!

Now I sleep by railway stations
With my Christmas decorations.
Starbucks told me “you can’t be here"
When I plugged in just one reindeer.
And since lights are my primary
focus, I use the library
Where I edit-
Can you guess it?
Videos of houses that have
many colored flashing, blinking,
Synchronized displays of Christmas-
Lights that are all timed to Christmas-
Music synchronized to flashing-
Lights that are all perfectly timed-
To
Syn-chron-ized
Dis-plays
of
Christ-mas-
Lights!
 
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