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  1. AAH

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    [table] [tr][td]Dear Dorothy Dix, My partner has a long record of money problems. She runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, she shouts at me, saying I am stealing her money. She says pay the minimum and let the next lot worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.

    Also, she has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbours that most of them no longer speak to us.

    The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom she has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

    Also, she has gotten religious, even though she denies it.

    One week she hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next she's with Muslims.

    Finally, the last straw: She's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with her, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

    Signed, Lost.

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    Dear Lost, Stop whining Tim, You're getting to live in The Lodge for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you. You can leave her any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with her until September 14, 2013!


    Signed, Dorothy Dix.
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