Lightism's

"Some say..." - two words that are used to introduce The Stig on Top Gear (aka Stigism's).
Let's have some Lightism's.
You must start with "Some say".

 

Some say, that xLights does not turn the lights on, but it turns the sun off

 

Some say that Brad is REALLY missing his blinky back in QLD

 

Some say, you don't push pixels, pixels push you.

 

Some say, if you can use xLights, you'll qualify for the Prime Minister's Office.

 

Some say, music drives your soul, while xlights drives you mad.

 

Some say, that these aren't funny, and they'd be right.

 

Some say, its not normal to listen to Christmas music in February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September and November - why? (Have October off - its Halloween)

 

[Wife say's] "Some say, Christmas comes but once a year, how come it seems to last all year at our house?"

 

Some say you can do an animated light show at low cost... but they are lying!

 

Some say, that Halloween is just a practise run for Christmas

 

Some say that a Falcon F16 V3 controller is expensive, but that's not what I told my wife

 

Some say you've got serious Christmas light OCD when you think your display is ruined because you can see one dodgy pixel in 20,000.

 

Some say, dont let your wife sell your lights stuff for the price you told her it cost....