Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes..

[multicast]

I'd like to see if we can get 100 Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes here... you know those dumb ones that come in the crackers (maybe you call them bon-bons )..

Starting with..

What did one Snowman say to the other.

 

[pjones]

What did one Snowman say to the other.

"You look cold, would you like my scarf?"

"You melt my heart"

"I have this problem... Every summer I wet myself"


I can't believe you left us with a cliff hanger! What did he say? Am I close?

 

[lizardking]

What did one Snowman say to the other.
can you smell carrots

 

[multicast]

What is Santa's favourite pizza? One that's deep pan, crisp and even!
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[the grinch]

Why does santa have 3 gardens its so he can ho ho ho

 

[multicast]

who hides in teh bakery at christmas


A mince spy

 

[the grinch]

How does a sheep say merry xmas fleece Navidad

 

[EmmienLightFan]

What do you get if you eat too many Christmas decorations?


Tinsilitis

 

[Strike]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick

 

[multicast]

whats brown and sticky.


a stick

 

[zack411]

Did you hear that Santa’s helper retired? He lost his elf interest!

What’s a frozen Christmas tree’s favorite magazine? Tim-burr Home and Garden!