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Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes..

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  1. multicast

    multicast Senior Elf Generous Elf

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    I'd like to see if we can get 100 Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes here... you know those dumb ones that come in the crackers (maybe you call them bon-bons )..

    Starting with..

    What did one Snowman say to the other.
     
  2. pjones

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    "You look cold, would you like my scarf?"

    "You melt my heart"

    "I have this problem... Every summer I wet myself"


    I can't believe you left us with a cliff hanger! What did he say? Am I close?
     
  3. lizardking

    lizardking IT IS STILL ALL BENS FAULT

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    What did one Snowman say to the other.
    can you smell carrots
     
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    multicast Senior Elf Generous Elf

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    What is Santa's favourite pizza? One that's deep pan, crisp and even!
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  5. the grinch

    the grinch I guess I could use a little social interaction

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    Why does santa have 3 gardens its so he can ho ho ho
     
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    who hides in teh bakery at christmas


    A mince spy
     
  7. the grinch

    the grinch I guess I could use a little social interaction

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    How does a sheep say merry xmas fleece Navidad
     
  8. EmmienLightFan

    EmmienLightFan One of few displays in the UK

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    What do you get if you eat too many Christmas decorations?


    Tinsilitis
     
  9. Strike

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    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

    A stick
     
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    multicast Senior Elf Generous Elf

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    whats brown and sticky.


    a stick
     

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