World War 2.5 has broken out on the homefront

Discussion in 'The Family Room' started by DeeJai, May 19, 2012.

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What layer should the cheese be in a toasted sandwich???

  1. Top layer, so it melts through.

    41.7%
  2. Bottom layer, cause thats what Matt's wife wants and Im scared of her!

    30.6%
  3. In the middle because i am indecisive

    5.6%
  4. Cheese??? Hell no, im lactose intolerant

    2.8%
  5. Top and Bottom, cause Ryans Greedy!!!!!

    19.4%
  1. DeeJai

    DeeJai Is that Magic Smoke?!?

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    So the wife expected me to make her lunch today. Toasted sandwiches.

    After kicking my foot, then sooking in the corner curled up in the faetal poition, I finally succumbed to her instruction and started making lunch.

    She asked for Chicken, Cheese, Onion, tomatoe and mayonaisse.

    I buttered the bread, slopped on the toppings and cooked them for her.

    Problem is, she almost threw it at me when she discovered that i had indeed, put the cheese as the top layer of the toppings, (to allow the melt through)

    She beleives that cheese should be on the bottom?!?!?!

    I told her to turn her sandwich upside down, but alas, she did not see my logic.


    So my question, in order to settle this fierce battle at home is........


    Where in the toppings list should the cheese be placed.

    This could solve all the worlds drama's, so help me out.
     
  2. kool-lites

    kool-lites Full Time Elf

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    If it is such an issue tell her to make it herself.
    "Either take me as I am, or change your ways"
     
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    DeeJai

    DeeJai Is that Magic Smoke?!?

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    But she is the minister for Entertainment, War and Finance. Therefor she uses a Jedi mind trick on me if i tell her NO.

    P.S. stop voting for option 2!!!!!!!
     
  4. David_AVD

    David_AVD Good news, everyone!

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    Not sure if I should ask what's for lunch here now!
     
  5. angus40

    angus40 Senior Elf

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    I voted without reading this thread first , only to discover that i chose #2

    we are by design , bound to cater to our women . she should turn the sandwich over imo .lol
     
  6. fasteddy

    fasteddy I have C.L.A.P Global Moderator Generous Elf

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    I always put cheese as the base then just a bit of cheese on top to melt in with the toppings
     
  7. David_AVD

    David_AVD Good news, everyone!

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    Gotta have the right cheese!

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  8. AAH

    AAH I love blinky lights :) Community Project Designer

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    The cheese goes wherever it is put. I eat whatever is put in front of me and unless the layer of charcoal is a little thick I don't complain. It seems that your minister for war and finance needs to accept that any meal that you don't have to make yourself is a good meal. That's the principle I work on.
     
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    Skunberg Full Time Elf

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    +1 I agree with this. But if I had read the thread first I would have voted 2 rather than 1, lol

    Brian
     
  10. Benschristmaslights

    Benschristmaslights Dedicated Elf Global Moderator Generous Elf

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    Always on top Matt thats what i say.
     
  11. ewanh

    ewanh what goes here?

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    oh crap, i did option 2 before i read the comments, sorry Matt. Personally I would do option one, unless the wife was involved, in which case, see option 2.....
     
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    Are you sure you are not married to a relation of Sheldon? (Big Bang Theory)
    The order he specifies the fillings is the order he expects them in.
     
  13. AussiePhil

    AussiePhil Dedicated Elf Administrator

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    i voted bottom to help win the war.......


    but in reality three years of cooking the best hamburgers in Goulburn always seen the cheese go on top. Won't reveal the trade secret as to why though :)


    Phil
     
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    Superman I Have C.L.A.P and its very infectious Global Moderator

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    Whatever Matt;s Wife wants. She scares me with an evil glare whenever I drop stuff off.
     
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    What the woman wants, the woman gets :)
     

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