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    You have 3 kids, and the first initial of each child's name start with R,G and B
     
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    ROFLMHO
     
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    How is Green by the way? Feeling a little off colour last time I saw them...
     
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    David_AVD Bite my shiny metal ass! Generous Elf

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    Did Green feel worse when they saw Red ?
     
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    Unless they feel unhappy and blue...
     
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    You know you have CLAP when.....
    Your special nickname for your partner is pixel, so that way when you yell it out in your sleep (dreaming of next years display) you can say you were dreaming of them
     
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    When my fiance and I are wondering to give up the honeymoon budget.
     
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    When you become an Avon Lady to try to make extra money to pay for the habit.
     
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    Sorry to dissapoint everyone but to this day ! I am pretty sure haven't caught that clap thingy disorder , disease ? My crazylightlady on the otherhand yes definitely !
    And most certainly did not catch it from me ! Oh and just too clarify we are talking about Christmas light addiction problem , aren't we !
    Im seriously thinking about contacting the BETTY FORD CLINIC ! Possibly mid year too see if they have a workshop suitable mid year !
    So as I can have a 28 day rest ! And save a little bit of cash ! As im sure betty ford will be cheaper than next years xmas light stuff bill ?
     
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    When you sell off your kids toys from Santa to pay for more Blinky things.....
     
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    How do you have santa toys already? Does he visit you early?!
     
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    fasteddy I have C.L.A.P Global Moderator Generous Elf

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    When you turn it into a business and nearly 1/2 my house floor space is used to store lighting
     
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    When you get new fences installed to display more lights... yes I am guilty... and enclose the garage for lights storage
     
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    You know you have CLAP when.....
    Its summer, and your submitting bug reports with the insert your sequencing software developer as you notice that the snow effect is melting on your mega tree before it hits the ground.
     
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    You know you have CLAP when...
    You come home from NYE celebrations with friends and once your kids are in bed, you setup your camera and set off your newest sequence at 12.45am just to record it before you start tear down later that day.
    You then go to ACL as one of the first things you look at on your phone 6 hours later (because you forgot to turn off work alarm) and tell your fellow CLAP sufferers about it.
    #hny
     
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